We advocate for a happiness centered business and life. We are big believers in the power of our products and services. Therefore our goal is to have raving fans. In our minds its not good enough for you to ‘okay’ about the products and services we offer. Therefore if you are anything less than happy, talk to us. Email us at email@example.com. We will do what we can to fix it. If that means refunding you, we will do that.
In fact, if we feel we cannot make you happy about doing business with us, or if we find you are simply an unhappy person, we really want to give you your money back and help you move on to find someone who may be able to help you find happiness.
We also reserve our right to no longer sell any product or service to those who have displayed their unhappiness in a way or at a level that we don’t want to do business with you. So once we refund you based on your unhappiness, please don’t assume you will be doing business with us again. We really only want to do business with happy people, and understand that what we offer is not for everyone, and in some cases there will be nothing we can do to create happiness for some.